Number 10: When else are you going to use that Groupon you bought for trapeze lessons? (It seemed like a good idea when you bought it, but going alone just seems strange. Now a Water For Elephants date can make you instantly normal!)

Number 9: You need a good excuse to punch the crap out of yourself. (Don’t worry, what Jessica sees on a Fight Club date, stays on the Fight Club date… except for the stuff she blogs about.)

Number 8: She’s always fantasized about dating Jason Bourne, and you’ve always fantasized about being him. (Let’s face it, if you can figure out how to pull off a Bourne movie date, you are already the coolest guy on the planet!)

Number 7: She has never been hunting and looks great in camouflage. (Although you may want to tell her that her gun is loaded, but not actually load it.)

Number 6: You bought a Hans Solo costume when Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith came out, and hate that the only time you get to wear it now is Halloween. (You’ve also have a Princess Leia fantasy since the 70s and want to see if Jessica can pull off the hairstyle.)

Number 5: You’ve always wanted to be treated like a rockstar, and the girls at the karaoke bar just don’t get you. (Jessica knows every hairband song from the eighties and will scream in the front row for you on a Rock of Ages date. And yes, she will dress like a groupie if requested.)

Number 4: You need a hot date for your 30-year high school reunion. (She will go on a Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion date with you and even pretend you invented something you didn’t.)

Number 3: You can be Almost Famous! (She is blogging about the dates, but she won’t use your name, your picture, or make you look bad. In fact, the women of the world may ALL fall in love with you when you choose a rockin’ date!)

Number 2: It annoys you when you take girls to see the Dolphins games, and they ask you why it has to be so violent. (An Any Given Sunday date won’t make Jessica squirm. Growing up a Giants fan, she remembers clearly the day LT ended Joe Theismann’s career and didn’t have to cover her eyes when it was replayed in The Blindside. And to make her even sexier, she met Joe Theismann and didn’t have to ask any guys who he was.)

And the Number 1 reason you should go out on a date with Jessica: Because when you’re doing something you love on a first date, it’s easy to be yourself, and dang it, IT’S FUN! (There had to be one mushy one, this is ultimately about falling in love, people!)

Come on, take a risk! Put yourself out there! Go to the Date Request Page and submit your idea for a movie date with Jessica!

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